Wednesday, July 12

Freedom on the rocks, with a twist

News flash! The Department of Homeland Security's National Asset Data Base (which lists U.S. sites that are “vulnerable” to terror attacks) includes a Midwest bourbon festival. It also includes a petting zoo, popcorn factory, and flea market. It does not include Times Square or the Statue of Liberty. Your tax dollars at work.

It would seem the dastardly enemies of this great nation have finally figured out what makes us tick. And they aim to hit us where we live.

So drink your bourbon. Otherwise, the terrorists win.

1 Comments:

Blogger Brooke said...

Did you see the editorial cartoon in Sunday's New York Times? A car-full of skulky-looking terrorists stopped to ask directions. The caption read, "Do you know how to get to the Terre Haute Stuckey's?"

July 16, 2006 8:52 PM  

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