Wow, what are the odds?

Don't tell me I'm not willing to throw the monkey a banana when he does good: Bush did something right. A little late, given that O'Neil died three months ago — but then again, three months late is way ahead of Dubya's usual learning curve. It's still a classy move, considering O'Neil was passed over by the Hall of Fame earlier this year (to their eternal discredit).

That's right, sportwriters: You've been outclassed by George W. Bush. Sweet dreams.