Saturday, May 26

Come on kid, time to get the hell out of Dodge...

Today's John Wayne's 100th birthday — and we were hoping it would also be Chester's 0th birthday. That's not looking too likely at this point, although we did log about a dozen scattered contractions last night. As of this morning, things have settled down in there.

At this point, we'll entertain any theories at all (courtesy MegaBuzz):

Provided by MegaBuzz.com

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not properly incentivized?
-- Jeff

May 28, 2007 11:09 AM  
Blogger Matt B. said...

Well, he's going to get incentivized tonight, no matter what...

May 28, 2007 1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, if he was indeed incentivized last night, you're now going to have to name your son Charles Nelson Reilly (since he died last night at the age of 76).

May 29, 2007 8:53 AM  

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