Tuesday, February 27

They always get it wrong...

But sometimes they come close.

Couldn't be happier that the Academy was so good to Al Gore and An Inconvenient Truth, and Martin Scorsese, and Ennio Morricone. Just desserts all around.

I don't know that The Departed was truly the best picture of the year, but since I still haven't seen Iwo Jima, I can't say for sure. But year after year, the Academy has shown incredible consistency in not giving the Oscar to the most deserving film. At least, not in my opinion:
2006 winner: Crash
My picks: Munich, Good Night and Good Luck, or Walk the Line

2005 winner: Million Dollar Baby
My picks: Sideways, Million Dollar Baby, or The Incredibles

2004 winner: Return of the King
My picks: Lost in Translation, Mystic River, or Finding Nemo

2003 winner: Chicago
My picks: Chicago, Far From Heaven, or Adaptation

2002 winner: A Beautiful Mind
My picks: In the Bedroom, Mulholland Dr., or Fellowship of the Ring

2001 winner: Gladiator
My picks: Almost Famous, Memento, or Chocolat

2000 winner: American Beauty
My picks: The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, or American Beauty
(I also have to mention the much-maligned and dismissed The Blair Witch Project, which I felt was a brilliantly innovative bit of filmmaking that put Hollywood horrors to shame.)

1999 winner: Shakespeare in Love
My picks: Saving Private Ryan, Life is Beautiful, or Pleasantville

1998 winner: Titanic
My picks: L.A. Confidential, Titanic, or Good Will Hunting

1997 winner: The English Patient
My picks: Fargo, Lone Star, or Trainspotting
So only 4 of the last 10 Best Picture winners were in my top 3 for the year, and only one was actually my first choice (Chicago). I'm sure if I went all the way back to 1929, those stats would remain about the same.

Of this year's choice, though, I won't complain. I hope Marty keeps making movies (and movies about making movies) forever.

Friday, February 23

Infinite crisis (or, "Give me misery, or give me death")

Oscars weekend. Another opportunity for the Academy to vote for itself instead of voting for films.

If I sound a wee bit bitter on that point, it's because Maus and I watched Babel last night. Good movie, well written, well acted, beautifully shot — in nearly every way, a cut above anything else I saw this year. Except that it was just so miserable. God, I hope it doesn't win Best Picture. I'm still peeved about Crash.

I have nothing against difficult or troubling movies — on the contrary: pain, loss, and anguish are some of the most powerful themes a film can embrace. But there's a difference between watching people experience pain, and watching people cope with pain. It's a fine line, but it's a line that separates movies like Babel, Crash, and The Constant Gardner (all good movies that I did not particularly like) from movies like In the Bedroom, Monster, and Million Dollar Baby (which I felt were truly powerful).

Watching Babel, I tried to put my finger on just why this difference matters (to me, anyway). And here's more or less where I landed: Movies that torment their characters so that we can watch them suffer are really little more than sado-masochism masquerading as tragedy. These movies generally tend to spread the misery around, affecting as many characters as possible, and usually incorporate the classical motifs of tragedy: misfortune, fate, destiny, doom. But we tend to disconnect from these characters — we are watching pain and suffering as a situation, not as an experience.

That's precisely what Babel is like. We feel sympathy for the characters, we hope they'll pull through this, but it's the same kind of sympathy we feel when watching the evening news or reading the morning paper. It's disconnected.

Other films (the better films, in my opinion) focus on the characters and not on the situation, and use pain and suffering as means of tightening our connection with those characters. And when that happens, what we feel is empathy, not sympathy. Monster was a masterpiece in this regard, bringing us so close to a thoroughly unlikable character that we couldn't help but see just how human she was. And then we witness her evil acts, practically in the first-person, and we become involuntarily complicit in those horrors, because of our empathy for the character. That is powerful filmmaking.

The most prolifically successful director at conjuring up this kind of character engagement is Clint Eastwood. He first found it in Unforgiven, a remarkably even film which side-stepped the whole concept of “good guys” and “bad guys” and found a sympathetic moment for even its most brutal characters. He did the same thing in Mystic River. And then in Million Dollar Baby he placed us so squarely in the shoes of the lead character that we follow him, step-by-step, down the path that leads to the ruin of his soul. Like him, we desperately look for a fork in the road, any alternate path that will lead us away from that dreaded final decision. And his failure to find a way out feels like our failure as well.

I haven't seen Flags of our Fathers or Letters from Iwo Jima yet, but I have a hunch they're both better than Babel, which, for all its strengths, still came across as little more than an exercise in manipulation. It's a movie about perpetual crisis, and it doesn't really take much in the way of talent to just relentlessly punish your characters. (For “perpetual crisis” done well, see Open Water. Or No Man's Land. Or, for that matter, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.)

Ironically, Babel's strongest moments come right at the end, when the crisis is waning and the pressure's letting off and the characters are just beginning to cope with everything that's happened. Their lives have all been changed dramatically, but they haven't yet had a moment to digest it all. And just as that moment of realization — of reality — is settling in, the credits roll.

You know what might actually make a good movie? Babel 2.

Monday, February 19

Inauspicious signs (on President's Day, no less)

One thing I like about the way the 2008 Presidential race is going so far is that there are so many people running — and not one of them is named Bush.

That is, alas, until now:


The bastard is trying to be W. And I used to admire this guy. Now his fall into the pit is complete. More:
McCain also vowed that if elected, he would appoint judges who “strictly interpret the Constitution of the United States and do not legislate from the bench.”
Now who does that sound like? I swear, Rove must have McCain's brain stashed in a jar somewhere. And Cheney probably has his soul stuffed and mounted on the wall of his undisclosed location.

Sunday, February 18

This makes me happy. So happy.

Wednesday, February 14

Cool

I don't condone thievery, but I do salute a pilferer who shows excellent taste and nabs the real goods.

The Maltese Falcon! Nice work, fat man. Either the thief's a collector with an eye for the greatest piece of film-noir memorabilia ever, or some nut who thinks the falcon's enamel really does conceal a priceless, jewel-encrusted, golden statue. Either way, pretty cool.

Still, I hope they nab him and nab him soon. Because when some heister knocks over Humphrey Bogart and Dashiell Hammett, you're supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you think of him — he knocked over Bogey and you're supposed to do something about it. And it happens in a drinking establishment. Well, when one of your organization gets knocked over, it's bad business to let the thief get away with it, bad all around, bad for every bartender everywhere.

Tuesday, February 13

And away we go...

Happy Pitchers and Catchers Day. It's all happening.

Some Mariners headlines:

Mariners expect to contend

OK, I can give that some credence — there's a whole lot of maybe on this roster. Long-odds maybe, but still. And the AL West isn't what it once was, so “contend” isn't as high a hurdle to clear. If not for the month of August last year, they might have had a shot at second place. So I'll bite. Go Mariners. Go contend.

But this one?

Hargrove excited, optimistic for 2007

I just can't picture this one. Hargrove? Excited? Enthusiastic?

Sorry, not buying it. When I think of Hargrove, I think of Paul Sorvino's mute, docile manager in Mr. 3000, just sitting there with that sadly tranquil look of acceptance on his face. I think of his excruciatingly bland press conferences, of long stretches of dead air broken by monosyllabic responses. Maybe it's all relative — maybe an “enthusiastic” Hargrove is discernibly different from a Hargrove-at-rest.

Maybe it's a subtle and nuanced variation, like the difference between Ferris Bueller's economics teacher and his English teacher:

Buhner? Buhner? Buhner?In... what... waaaaaay...?

I'll have to catch a few extra Cubs games this year, just to keep my Lou Piniella counteragent levels in balance.

Thursday, February 8

Bummer of the week

Joss Whedon (whose name, like Wile E. Coyote's, should always be followed with the honorific Genius) has walked away from Wonder Woman.

Another Whedon project crushed in its infancy! And I was really looking forward to this one — if there was anyone out there I'd trust with the WW legacy, it'd be the brains behind Buffy.

I remember several spirited discussions with some coworkers about a year ago (hey, beats workin') as to who should be cast as the Amazon Princess. Kate Beckinsale? Too petite. Lauren Graham? Too hip. Lindsay Lohan? Too Hillary Duff.

I was pulling for Charisma Carpenter, who (like Lynda Carter before her) looks the part, has the right stature and the athletic build, and has kicked ass before (sort of) on Buffy and Angel. She even sounds like an Amazon (“Antiope! Artemis! Hippolyta! Charisma! To arms!”), and her previous work with Whedon made her seem a likely candidate for the tiara and the lasso. Sadly, his departure from the project probably rules her out as well.

Which leaves only one logical choice.

Lucy Lawless. 5'11! With a tough and determined face set off by kind, sympathetic eyes. And she'll kick your ass anyhow. Good with a sword, and well-versed in the foibles of a warrior princess. Plus, her character on Battlestar just got put in the freezer for who knows how long, so she's available. Sure, she's 38, but isn't Wonder Woman supposed to be an immortal?

They'll probably end up casting Kate Bosworth, so she can bring the same nothing to Diana that she brought to Lois Lane.